yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

  1. YA novel: *has supernatural elements*
  2. critics: THE NEXT HARRY POTTER
  3. YA novel: *has love triangle*
  4. critics: THE NEXT TWILIGHT
  5. YA novel: *is a dystopian novel*
  6. critics: THE NEXT HUNGER GAMES
  7. critics: YA NOVELS CAN NEVER BE ORIGINAL
  8. critics: THEY'RE ALWAYS JUST LIKE PREVIOUS YA NOVELS
  9. critics: ALL OF THEM

honey-oil:

Are skinny girls really angry about what nicki said???? It’s gonna be ok y’all look at a magazine put on some tv literally walk outside there are ppl rooting for you everywhere it’s gonna be ok.

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

sonofbaldwin:

White dude in St. Louis named Kevin Miner was wanted for burglary.He eluded police officers until they conducted a search of a resident’s home and found him.He attacked both officers, breaking one cop’s hand. The media even alludes to Miner being forced to “fight back” against the police because of how he was being apprehended!Miraculously, the cops managed not to punch him in the face repeatedly, put him in a chokehold, or shoot him six times including once in the face and once in the head.He, in fact, barely had a scratch on him.Imagine that.The next time someone says to you:"BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT RACE (Patent Pending)!"Throw your tea dead in their face Dominique Deveraux-style and pump on away from them like Naomi Campbell.

sonofbaldwin:

White dude in St. Louis named Kevin Miner was wanted for burglary.

He eluded police officers until they conducted a search of a resident’s home and found him.

He attacked both officers, breaking one cop’s hand. The media even alludes to Miner being forced to “fight back” against the police because of how he was being apprehended!

Miraculously, the cops managed not to punch him in the face repeatedly, put him in a chokehold, or shoot him six times including once in the face and once in the head.

He, in fact, barely had a scratch on him.

Imagine that.

The next time someone says to you:

"BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT RACE (Patent Pending)!"

Throw your tea dead in their face Dominique Deveraux-style and pump on away from them like Naomi Campbell.

theinstiitute:

part 2 bc i cannot be stopped

(part 1)

But I keep cruising, can’t stop, won’t stop moving. It’s like I got this music in my mind and saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

kittyzumi:

i think what people are missing in taylor’s new video is that she’s literally making fun of herself in almost every scene. she tries to mimic the moves of the dancers around her and blatantly fails, clearly poking fun at the fact that she doesn’t have the best dance moves. she isn’t making a mockery of twerking or black culture; she’s displaying these people who are awesome at it and going “well shit, i’m no good at that.” she’s not a graceful ballerina, she’s not cool enough to twerk, she’s not good at any of that stuff, but she’s going to dance and have fun anyway and not pay attention to what everyone says about her. at the very least, recognize that her intentions are good and maybe try to educate her and others so this won’t happen in the future, but don’t tear her down and treat her like garbage.

Even if you feel like you look what you’re supposed to look like but you don’t feel it inside, you’re going to have the slumped shoulders and you’re going to be sitting there not smiling. But, when you truly feel like, “Hey, this is the best I can be because this is me,” you smile and you attract people because of the energy you’re giving off. And it’s all about believing in yourself.

MW